I'm the polar opposite of MC Hammer. You can touch pretty much anything you want.
You are too easy! Where is the thrill of the chase...oh, wait, with my knees, that would be an amble. Nevermind!
Really? Anything? Lol
Even my uvula. But, you gotta use your tongue.
@Duke you like tongues that far down your throat? Challenge accepted! Lol
@MichelleGar1 Just FYI, my tongue tastes great. I should know...
@MichelleGar1 We want filmed evidence before accepting the claim!
@Duke You're not intending biting her tongue off are you? Or does your mouth close bulldog like requiring medical intervention to free her tongue?
I'm reminded of the couple who had to be admitted to ER because her vagina had constricted so tightly on his penis that he could not remove it. The article went onto say that if he had known that there is a simple key to unlocking that grip he would have literally been home and hosed within a few minutes.
@hankster thanks. Corrected.