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More biblical B.S. to win over the weak minded an uneducated. The text below is total nonsense.

“Here is something biblical to ponder today!

40 days The flood lasted
40 years Moses fled Egypt
40 days Moses stayed on the mount to get the 10 Commandments
40 years Exodus lasted
40 days Jesus fasted
40 days between Lent and Easter
40 days tell the woman to rest after giving birth.
So, what about the Bible and the number 40?
Remember that we are in the year 2020 (20 + 20 = 40)
40 days for the spiritual liberation of our nation.
During quarantine, rivers are cleaning up, vegetation is growing, the air is cleaner because of less pollution, less theft, less murders, families are bonding again, eating at the table, we are praying more for our neighbors, the Earth is at rest for the first time in many years. Surely you can see God has not forsaken us! I believe he is preparing us!!
In the Bible, whenever the number 40 appears there is a "change" during that time, no matter how horrible that time may have been. So, enjoy it and return to the family altar together, it will be of great blessing, and you will see the changes that God can work in you & your family!
2 Chronicles 7:14
“If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven, and I will forgive their sin and will heal their land.”
Psalm 51:10
Create in me a pure heart, O God, and renew a steadfast spirit within me
Romans 8: 28
“Everything works together for good for those who love God.”
So this is the time to pray like never before! God is giving us all a chance for renewal of our faith, to come back to him as ONE NATION UNDER GOD!! “

ADKSparky 8 May 17
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Isn't it obvious? Jesus had 2 arms and 2 legs. 2+2=4. How many times did the bible tell of Jesus getting drunk and having a threesome with Mary Magdalene and her sister Heather? The answer is 0. So that's a 4 and a 0 There's where the divinity of the number 40 comes from.

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Anyone who knows their British literature knows that 42 is the answer.

Stands to reason

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Apologies on ny previous answer to your post. My phone sometimes cut out part of a post. I reread it o. My computer. Time for me to get a new phone 🤣

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Yup total bs 😂... Fuck the bible 😁

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It is said, that to the basically innumerate peasants of the late bronze age, forty was about the biggest number that most of them knew. So that "Forty." was just their way of saying, a lot, the same way we use millions or billions, metaphorically.

Fingers and toes? lol

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Numerology has a long history in the Judeo-Christian tradition. Of course, it's all BS...

I don't know, have you heard about 288? I would explain but its 2 gross. lol

@273kelvin No, but I sometimes get the feeling that 273 is following me. 😂

@Flyingsaucesir There is absolute zero chance of that

@Flyingsaucesir Why is the number 6 nervous?
Because 789.

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Aren't we in 2023? Anyway, what was a load of crap 3 years ago, is still a load of crap today.

I had never seen this until recently. Yes, it’s ageless bull 💩💩💩💩💩💩

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The idiocy of the God Squad is a gift that keeps on giving its weapons grade bullshit for the amusement of those who use brains.

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An oldie but a goodie Sparky.

"The number 40 is found in many traditions without any universal explanation for its use. In Jewish, Christian, Islamic, and other Middle Eastern traditions it is taken to represent a large, approximate number, similar to umpteen."

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Stop with the god bullshit. Go back to your sheeples with that crap. Reciting a book of made up fairytales about 40 days crap. You're in the wrong place here.

How dare you seek to deny @ADKSparky his right to free speech.

As an aside have you considered a course in reading comprehension?

I believe the article was posted in jest.

Go back and try again.

@Polemicist Sometimes my phone cut out part of a post. I didn't see the first paragraph. Apologies. I reread it on the computer.

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