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Pick up lines. Let me hear your best and most cheesy pick up lines.

ImRonBurgundy 5 May 3
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Level 2

Hey there I'm am looking for a nice friendship that could possibly turn into a relationship if we are both wanting the same things!

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Level 2

I am looking for like minded people who enjoy life and a journey I love music it helps when things aren't going right I am a Satanist I have read and learned so much and I would like to share everything I have learned with someone that wants the same thing!

Satanist a joke or for real?

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Level 6

I'm a Cardiac care nurse and I fix broken heart's

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Level 1

How about the absolute worst pickup line: I like my women like I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer.

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Level 7

Would you like to be buried with my people ?

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Level 7

Good evening, or should I piss off right away.

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Level 7

Hi honey I'm home.

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Level 5

It would be nice to know you, as Adam said to Eve!

Athos Level 5 May 4, 2018
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Level 8

Can you pick me out the second best cabbage please?
or
Is there a lifeguard handy? Because I could drown in those eyes.

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Level 8

A bit long, but:-

"Excuse me, Miss. I'm doing a survey about cheesy pick-up lines. I was wondering which of the following three examples would be most likely to work for you.

"1. What's a nice girl like you doing in a dump like this?

"2. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

"and 3. Excuse me, Miss. I'm doing a survey about cheesy pick-up lines ..."

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Level 10

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

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Level 5

Open the gates of heaven, Angel ā€˜cause here comes Santa Claus.

Iffy Level 5 May 4, 2018
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Level 8

And yet procreation goes on....

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Level 4

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants...

Ooo, that's slap worthy

How much?

@buzz13 never used it... saw it unfold once... (she wasnā€™t impressed)...

@Thatguyy He's lucky she didn't pour a drink on him...LOL
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Level 9

Do you come here often? Because I was hoping to stalk you.

Freakin' nut-case!!! LOL

@phxbillcee lol. Right? I'm so flattered you noticed šŸ˜‰

@SpikeTalon lolololololol no worries bro. Not after you.
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Level 7

Hi! Iā€™m Robin.

Works every time.

Best one here... šŸ™‚
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