Ode to one Done Cheato:
Here is the style we so revile,
not an innocent child's smile,
but a poisonous, slimy reptile,
a vile orange crocodile,
whose disciples love rifles,
who threatens reprisals,
a stinking ripe pile of bile,
an agile liar full of guile,
with a criminal file long as a mile,
Enjoy some popcorn while you watch his trials!