I hve pretty much had it with the entitled drivers going 40-50 mph over the speed limit and cutting me off within inches, some even ignoring those double yellow lines ("no passing under any circumstances" ). Last night, on my way to karaoke, i was cut off 5 times in the 16 mile one-way trip....and BTW i have had a "lead foot" my entire life.

So i have invented something i feel is truly needed:

On the outside of each front bumper mount an automatic device shooting paint-ball pellets containing paint remover, and coated with sticky stuff. They automatically deploy when they sense someone within 6- 8-ish feet. Very important, they would not be loud enough, or hit hard enough, to alert the asshat being an asshat.
Too bad, so sad for their paint job when they arrive at their destination..........having saved, what, 2 minutes, and turning me into their mother because i had to brake hard for their nonsense........
I wonder how many i could sell before they got declared illegal, and Would they be illegal if the trigger-causing person was doing something illegal at the time?