Two brothers are curators of a natural history museum. Their names are Bill and Bob Stird. They were supervising the assembly of a new dinosaur exhibit when a large bone broke free crashed, killing both of the brothers.
The newsaper headline read: Two Stirds Killed With One Bone
A stunning young writer named Doris
thought that stories of love would just bore us
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something funny that ends with "clitoris".
Right up there with George Oporknockity and Mel Famey.