Going in for a colonoscopy tomorrow so I am drinking the asshole draino to get ready for tomorrow morning. Lost a couple pounds today without the need to exercise (unless you count running for the bathroom every 15 minutes so I don't shit myself)...
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.I had an endoscopy and a colonoscopy on the same morning once. The doc comes up to me and says, "are you ready?" And I say, "yes, but will you respect me in the morning?" 
ThinkingFree
Level 7
Apr 23, 2024
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When I checked in I told them I was there to see Dr Paul....
Been there, done that. I don't envy you.
anglophone
Level 9
Apr 23, 2024
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Part I hate most is waking up it reminds me of things I would rather forget. Only thing I want after regaining consciousness is to get the fuck out of there...
@Lizard_of_Ahaz And a something to eat and drink, perhaps? 
@anglophone A double cheese burger and pot of coffee after no solid food for over 36 hours....
Ahhhh, yes! Welcome to adulthood. There's GOT to be a better way....why don't they find it?
pamagain
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Apr 22, 2024
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Because we were born a thousand years too soon... Every modern scifi writer I can think of has taken a whack at this one like the Known Space series Autodocs or the Regen tanks from The Mercenary series even TV has shows like StarTrek and Stargate Atlantis has that tech but because Christians have constantly fought against progress and science even to the point of destroying knowledge so we still live in the Medical Dark Ages...
@Lizard_of_Ahaz SIGH!
@pamagain Yet one of many reasons I despise religion...
Look at what it is doing in Ukraine with the Russian Orcs stealing everything they can get their hands on including pieces of Ukrainian churches all in the name of "Religious morality..."
@Lizard_of_Ahaz One of the many!
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