Close Encounters Of The Religious Kind.
I was sitting in the beer garden outside the pub last night, smokin a joint & Chillin during our break.A young couple came over sat down & started talking to me.I suspected they might be religious, there were alot of praise god,thank god,Ii's gods will etc Goin around.So i said forget biblical times,there isn't really much proof god etc is real.He has not appeared to anyone, talked to some tortured personon the brink of ending it all Him...oGod told me it's true.Me..God actually speakers to you! ? Him...yes,he is my lord god,saviour & father . Me...the last person that said that,that gave him three nails & pit him up for the night.But he was ok three days later.Him...you are the Antichrist! Me...that"s the best compliment i have had in my life! Her... I have a good mid to take my belt off & thrash you! Me...i charge foe fulfilling peoples sexual desires! They Left! ?
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So what is the going rate for thrashing the Antichrist? Does it have benefits? Paid vacations?
GeorgeRocheleau
Level 8
May 12, 2018
4
My latest was when a daughter came to visit. We're sitting in a diner sipping coffee, waiting on our food. Guy walks up saying "I have a job for you ! "
'yeah ? What's that'
"Get your bible and look...."
At which point I stopped him with " fuck off"
He tried again.
" what part of fuck off did you not understand? "
He slunk away.
Now....I know I could have been more polite, but to walk up to strangers, interrupt them with religious bullshit......nah.... I can play the rude game real well if that's how we're going.
Slappy_Longarms
Level 7
May 12, 2018
9
They can be amusing.
Well....kinda sorta not really.
Slappy_Longarms
Level 7
May 12, 2018
7
Darned if I ever understood what Christians think their religion is about. All I ever thought was that it was about living your life using the fruits of the spirit that Paul talked about in Galatians - love, long-suffering etc. Maybe they think its about faith, usually meaning one school of faith, and their church doctrines, but their behaviour can indicate what fruit they live by.
brentan
Level 8
May 12, 2018
3
I wish I had been sitting next to you during that! Granted, I probably would have spit my beer out from laughing too hard, but still...
captainphilbo
Level 5
May 12, 2018
7
Hmmm wonder if when god was talking to them he suggested that she take off her belt and spank you. I bet it's a hoot at their house.
AmelieMatisse
Level 8
May 12, 2018
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