would I follow anyone who thinks 'parties' is spelled 'party's'?

Have fun with that and your crack habit!

@Anniemae
Nah, he'll be fine.

@SallyMc Do you want a weak man who you can push around?

@SallyMc, @SilverBells Yes, probably.

@SilverBells, @SallyMc Women prefer strong decisive men. Do you disagree?

@SilverBells, @SallyMc, @Blindbird Odd thing to say

You make my foot itch.

Well, I certainly don't think you're any of those... and you're entitled to your opinions. I welcome your posts anytime.

I'm very shallow. VERY.

@SallyMc Oh for christ's sake. It never ends.

@SallyMc
Gosh Sally, I'm not a member of that group. Maybe I should go see what they're about!

No no!!!!! There's the chocolate alternative!

^^This, all day long

I like it.

YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Perfect

I love this. Thanks. I will be forwarding this

Thanks for your emotional support.
I was starting to get "pitiful paw" and "quivery lip" from those other responses.

@bigpawbullets I assumed the was meant in jest. If I find it fun to jest about male stereotypes then I better be prepared to laugh at female stereotypes.

@Marcie1974
Of course it was. And I'm eagerly awaiting your posts.

@bigpawbullets thanks a lot.....someone blocked me because of this, lol

@Marcie1974
Jeez Marcie.. I'm really sorry. I didn't know something like this would trigger such hostility among a subset of folks here.
This is why I always go armed.

@bigpawbullets eh, I was egging her on a bit.

@Marcie1974
Ah ha!!!!!!
So, you're independent thinker with normal tolerance for jokes.

This is the response I was looking for. Ladies with spirit who can understand a sarcastic joke when they see it. I'll post a PDF copy of the DoD Hurt Feelings Report for the highly offended crowd to fill out and return to the "administration".

@bigpawbullets To be perfectly honest, I understand why some find this sexist. It's difficult for (some) men to understand why. Yes, on the surface it is quite amusing, but many of the hurt feelings we have are there for a reason. Racism, sexism, all the ISMs, are there because we neglected to be kind and compassionate to those that White Guys (in particular) have always held in low esteem. History bears this out.

@poetdi56
Ok... I'll accept that.
I apparently pick folks who have either very thick skins, or self esteem, or both to hang out with.... including my lovely wife.

@bigpawbullets no-one cares what you're looking for. Nice of you to pat "little ladies" who do what you like on their heads tho. Whats uncle tom for feminists?

It's a waste of time....

The battle of the sexes goes in circles. If anyone were to respond to the OP's original comment with a like comment it would make them as bad as him. It's childish.

Here, have some wine.

@bigpawbullets here, be blocked. Thanks for proving how sexist this post is.

Chocolate!!!!!!