Jesus Miracle # 1:Water into Wine - This magic trick is made quite easy taking into account two advantages. A: Wine in Jesus's time averaged 1 part wine to 10 parts water, and B: Desert air. - First, you grab yourself an ordinary clay wine vessel or two. Then you fill the vessels with wine which is made twice as strong as the usual (1 part wine, 5 parts water). Place the vessels out in the hot sun for a few days till the water is evaporated. Now all you have to do is fill them with water, swirl them around a bit while saying a few magic words and WALLA! You got yourself an alcohol free miracle!
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.My Uncle Doc taught me this one. Every day around 3 he'd turn into a bar. I've been practicing.
zeuser
Level 9
May 18, 2018
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Your Uncle was a wise man.
So basically, this Jesus bloke invented Ribena?
LenHazell53
Level 9
May 18, 2018
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What could the bastard have done with oregano?
MichaelPust
Level 4
May 18, 2018
1
Sold it in small bags.
Yeah, but can you explain how the Easter Bunny can lay eggs?
The_Antichrist
Level 6
May 18, 2018
1
They are pre inserted by Santa.
I just turned nothing into gin with a few bits of paper and metal discs...whoop!
Amisja
Level 8
May 18, 2018
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I need that recipe!
How can alcohol free be a miracle ???
VAL3941
Level 8
May 18, 2018
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I agree. Jesus lost a lot of friends that day.
@chucklesIII
Did he ever have any ??
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