A waitress told me the other day I looked like a movie star.
The bad news was it was Walter Matthau.
I once was told that I should be on stage...the next stage outta town.....
He wasn't bad looking in his prime, and neither was his wife Carol [google.com]: They named their only son Charles Marcus Matthau, after the aviation tycoon who rescued Carol and her mom from poverty in a real life Cinderella story.