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I know no such alleged baby god was crucified one Palestinian weekend and saying Geebush this or Jesua that = Pinocchio this Pinocchio that....pure cult gibberish
GreenAtheist
Level 8
June 7, 2018
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Yes. With a La Toya Jackson nose and Clairol ash blond hair.
Ellatynemouth
Level 8
June 5, 2018
2
Stunning.. But maybe too much of a pretty boy picture to consider him a rabble rouser
Does the alleged bible gawd Jehovah YWHW have a penis ? Where are the "foreskins of jesus" located ? Any certified fecal droppings anywhere of our LARD&slaviour?
If this is why you left religion you may need to reconsider; there are many religious people that have thought this through and come up with the obvious conclusion too!
girlwithsmiles
Level 8
June 5, 2018
1
Hmm something about Beekeeping is ringing bells. The history of Bees, that's it and [en.wikipedia.org]
girlwithsmiles
Level 8
June 5, 2018
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I used to have a print from an artist in Arizona who did a painting of the last supper, which he called The Last Happy Meal as the table was filled with McDonalds happy meals
Na, na, na, na, na I'm a god and your just a lowly human to look just like me (if you are a northern caucasian). It could be worse. Imagine if he looked like the spaghetti monster.
AstralSmoke
Level 8
June 5, 2018
1
But...... I don't look like him. I'm missing a beard. Oh wait I'm a woman and we don't count. Heck according to scripture Jesus couldn't be bothered with any of us.....uh oh......do you think.....??!!
@AmelieMatisse, unless he was married to Mary Magdalene. Or the one he saved from stoning.
@AmelieMatisse You're taking this way too seriously.
@AstralSmoke no thing is too small for the serious mind. Inquiring minds want to know
That's right up there with walking on water.
Benthoven
Level 8
June 5, 2018
2
Love that song!
? Like most folklore, it has little to do with reality. If you can believe the Earth was formed in six days and a virgin birth is possible, you have severe reality issues anyway. Why not believe a Middle Eastern Jew would look just like you two thousand years ago.
Barnie2years
Level 8
June 5, 2018
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Definitely wouldn't have been lily white.
sassygirl3869
Level 9
June 5, 2018
1
Will the real Jesus stand up?
Gatovicolo
Level 8
June 5, 2018
3
Which picture is the most likely candidate?
@Gatovicolo LOL
off topic but that is a nice pic of you Gatovicolo
@btroje
Thanks
@Ringo6
I’m aware of that.
Not really. The greatest miracle Jesus ever did was transforming himself into a white European male. An ancient version of Michael Jackson. Jesus “Micheal Jackson” Christ!
Gatovicolo
Level 8
June 5, 2018
2
Yeah. heh. It's the greatest story ever told. but it's a STORY. I read somewhere that the model for the common image artists use to portray haysoos is actually a Medici prince from medieval Italy.
zeuser
Level 9
June 5, 2018
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And all along I've thought that modern day pics used Barry Gibb
@AmelieMatisse We've never heard the voice, so it could be true. How can you mend a sacred heaaaart? How can a loser ever win? Yeah, I can see it. LOL
@zeuser and how about his hit "I Started a Joke" or "Too Much Heaven" lots of subliminal messages in this latest conspiracy theory of mine. Seriously...if you play one of their albums backwards you will very clearly hear, "Barry is Jesus"
@AmelieMatisse This is a fun conversation to eavesdrop on.
@AmelieMatisse Then you must add... "Staying Alive"
@AstralSmoke yeah it's fun and reduces pent up frustration. And sure isn't eavesdropping if it's on a public site.
@AmelieMatisse I said that because I didn't want to interrupt.
@GipsyOfNewSpain OMG!! How did I miss that one! Lord forgive me
@AstralSmoke feel free to add to the mayhem.
With blue-grey eyes and a well groomed beard that still shows no equal today!!!! No wonder he was always being profiled.
GipsyOfNewSpain
Level 9
June 5, 2018
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And having straight hair...
Kafirah
Level 8
June 5, 2018
1
There is a rumor and old conspiracy theory that first jesus was albino, but looking like a possesed angel did not went well. So if at first is failure.... repeat with modifications.
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