Ever since 9th Grade (1983), whenever asked whether I believed in God or not, I have usually responded with "Which one? There are so many to choose from?"

I just check other..but that meme is hilarious!..lololol

I'm spiritual but not religious.

Oh - I will so use this in the future ! C'mon somebody out there ... ask me !

I say I'm a humanist. I suspect I don't have any issues because none of them know what it is.

Many years ago when I worked in a different town, a member of management asked me if I practiced witchcraft because I went on vacation for Halloween every year. I responded with "you're not allowed to ask me that"

Not my problem that he took that to mean yes.
Damn did I have some fun with that for a few years.

LOVE it!

I know I sound brutal but my answer to that question is "Religion is for ignorant people."