I am going to make a sweater which is biologically accurate. Unfortunately I only have cat based data. My sweater is gonna have a shit ton of nipples.

"I demand to know why this trend is called reindeer boob and not Cariboob" lolololol

I'm sort of dying to see what the male version is?

Frankly a male boob might be just as "tastefully" done up. Anyone want to try? You know - for comparison.

I also am thinking "Don't get your hopes up.". And if Grandma does it? You deserve it.
You'll know precisely where all boobs are heading... South. Not North.