I like my little body.

Yes. I would like to know what it is to be a 6 ft euro-male with all the advantages that come with those genetics. I could walk around the urban environment without obnoxious comments yelled from the construction sites, the fear of rape or white supremacist attacks, 25% more pay for the same work, open to employment opportunities that are routinely denied the female gender, not have to worry about pregnancy, blah blah blah. Walk a mile in his shoes.

I love my body just the way it is ...i run and exercise and I'm very active in my life... And I swim like a fish in the summer...

well, i could do without the fibromyalgia, the diabetes, the broken eye tendon and indeed the legal blindness in the affected eye, the cataracts, the asthma, the diastasis rectii and even the gerd, not to mention the lupus that was diagnosed in japan but seems to elude doctors here in the usa. hell, even getting my chronically painful toe back to normal would be cool. the obesity that goes with most of the above is a pain in the everything, and the pain in the everything keeps me overweight. i need to get rid of my ptsd too so i can have the surgery that will probably save me from the suspected cancer too. new body? hell yeah!

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I’ve tried it and it didn’t work out very well. ?

I suffer from chronic pain and am allergic to drug fixes. I would be happy to just not be exhausted from lack of sleep and pain.

Depends on what you're talking about when you say "new body." If you mean changing your body like losing weight and/or gaining muscle, then I've been doing that for the past 2-3 years by going to the gym and eating a healthy diet.

If you mean actually getting a new body like putting my brain into another body, then yes. I would like a new body: something taller, more handsome, full head of hair.

Fitness and diet are huge parts of my lifestyle. I’m pretty satisfied where I am.

All I want is a new pancreas. Can you recommend a gym for that?

I am fine with my body. I like being thin.

Does it have to be a human body? I think I'd quite like to be a crow.

Ah man, I thought this was about getting a new body, not about bootcamp....LOL You'll have to carry on without me, not into bootcamps fasting gym etc....

I have no use for any of that nonsense.
Never have.

Can I have a new brain? I think I broke this one.

A few more inches.

The damage to this body is all part of my story. I wouldn’t be fully me without it.

but I'm very sick and i can barely adult.

I probably would if someone could wave a magic wand. As it is, I can't do any form of exercise (not that I'd want to anyway) so I keep finding the weight that the rest of you lose. So stop it, please.

My body is halfway between Chris Hemsworth and Chris Farley, so I’m good.

I rather do that than work today and tomorrow.

I'll leave this book here for people who are interested in changing their bodies.
What Doesn't Kill Us: How Freezing Water, Extreme Altitude and Environmental Conditioning will Renew our Lost Evolutionary Strength
by Scott Carney

I like the word "transform" better. I can't get a new body, no matter how much I would like one, so I'd like to focus on transforming the one I've got.

I've been pretty hopeless about exercising. My mental health issues have sabotaged most of my previous attempts to make healthy changes. But I'm seeing improvement in that lately and I just discovered physical therapy could fix my back problems I've been having for years so I'm feeling really hopeful. I'm doing my PT stretches, walking, and have changed my diet plan. The scale has been stubborn but I'm going more for losing inches over losing pounds anyway. Things look hopeful.

I think about it but I just don’t quite have the discipline and structure to do it right. Although what I have is still working okay but getting a little worn out from a lifetime of athletic endeavors.

Sure. But it's going to take way more than yoga and diet to fix me. It would take major back surgery. I can't take opiods. So I'll just live with it.

Oops, I ran out of prep time for the gym. I guess I'll look up a routine on the gyms app.