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LINK Vatican's Chief Exorcist Warns That Yoga Causes 'Demonic Possession'

I do yoga, have I been possessed yet? How would we be able to tell?

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HippieChick58 9 Jan 31
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Level 8

He must be possessed and it has affected his mind for sure.

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Level 7

Only the downward dog position.

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Level 7

Imagine what hot yoga does.

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Level 9

Oh yes, watching little children, women and men doing yoga would, most certainly, cause the DEMON Catholic Priests to feel the urge to LUSTFULLY 'possess' them.
Beware, be VERY AWARE of those featherless and wingless CROWS.

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Level 9

They will say anything these days to get attention. I only thing that possessed me in yoga was a pulled muscle.

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Level 9

Are you speaking backwards again?????

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Level 9

Aw gee, oh damn, poopie poop.........

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Level 8

Vatican Chief Exorcist is a job like Master Vampire Hunter is a job, or Master Dragon Wrangler is a job, or Master Pegasus Breeder is a job.I'd love to know how much that guy gets paid to pretend to combat Lucifer for a living.

A 6pack of Bud and lots of little boys..
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Things is getting hard in bible land. I think they are losing followers.

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