First pack of cigarettes

My marriage license. : d

I bought a dell for 700 dollars, it didn't work, took it back, they have me a new one, it didn't work, took it back and asked the geek squad what computer he would recommend and he said an Asus, paid ah additional 100, and 8 years later, my Asus still works!

Buying into the American dream..

1993 Ford Ranger

In 1988, I spent every penny I'd managed to save from Basic Training and my enlistment bonus on an engagement ring and a used car. The ring cost more. I should've spent all the money on a better car.

A 1946 Cadillac hearse that didn't run. It was a great conversation piece though.....

A web design class in a continuing education program at a local college. Didn't learn anything and the instructor was useless.

1993 Ford Ranger

I once fell for one of those online "free" computer scans that found thousands of different problems on your system. It only cost me twenty dollars, but once I looked into it, I realized that the scan would always identify the same thousands of problems, because it was a fake. Once is enough!

a subscription to POF

Clove cigarettes, they were my gateway to regular ones. -_-

The Sea Monkeys advertised in the back of that damned Archie Comics.

Motorcycle/scooter. I have absolutely 0 interest, I just thought I would try it. I find it too damned hot, too damned cold, too damned wet, too damned uncomfortable for long drives, too damned little room to carry stuff, and always dangerous. I do like the way it looks, though.

I bought a set of encyclopedias from a door-to-door salesman in 1993. I thought I would use the heck out of them. Never opened one book. They stayed on the shelf and I continued to pay for them. In the end, I paid about $1500. The interest ate me alive. Live and learn.

Chinese mobile phone. Kept crashing, battery life was rubbish.

Don't they have 12 mos manufacture warranty? Whatever was my worst I erased off my mind, I can tell you about the worst return... since I had always worked with music production of some kind I remember purchase of a Yamaha daughter board to my soundcard... after 2 weeks I returned it.... I still over 20 years later haven't found a better trumpet sound than that Yamaha daughter board sound card. I am sure I got whatever sound blaster came up with.

My second wife...

A 2003 Ford Ranger with 186,000 miles for $4,500. It runs, but there is always something broken.

A 1981 Chevy Citation.

Listen to former husband and bought a Pinto. Did not catch on fire but engine blew up after 2 months

A folding porta-potty, and a solar radio. The two items would not matter much...except I fell for the Y2K hysteria. The embarrassment alone was worth donating them (still in their boxes) to Goodwill.

Well at the moment all of the stock I own.

My marriage license...