Perfect suggestion!

This meme is fucking perfect!!!

@NoPlanetB it's not like I'm weird and tied myself up...

Is your 'other' hand feminine??

@Lillyfield41 You get it or you don't. If you have a penis or ever had a penis, you get this.

@Sticks48 i know what you're saying. But it seems like if your other hand is masculine, according to the article, it's still gay.

@NoPlanetB Is it panto season already?

Solo masturbation is a single sex act. "Homo" literally means "same." So if the penis belongs to a male, and the hand touching belongs to a male, then that is by definition a homosexual act. Ditto vagina and female.

Unless someone's heterosexuality is really that fragile, why does it matter? Sexuality is a best fit descriptor of sexual interest, not a straitjacket.

@NoPlanetB And where are your facts? You haven't given us a single one, or even an argument to support your position.

Unless there's a legal ruling on this somewhere, I'd say this was entirely a matter of opinion, rather than of facts.

@NoPlanetB

Okay. Let's go with what we have.

1. It is a sexual act
2. Any sexual act is either homosexual (with someone of the same sex) or heterosexual (with someone of a different sex.)
3. Nobody of a different sex is involved, so solo masturbation cannot be a heterosexual act.
4. By a simple process of elimination, solo masturbation is a homosexual act.

The reality is that this is a subjective matter. There are no absolute 1 + 1 = 2 truths here, only different means of arriving at different conclusions. I'd love to hear what yours is, rather than have you keep pitching 'burden of proof' at me.

@NoPlanetB You won't though, will you? I've proved that I can support my argument with logic. That's far more than you've achieved. So the ball's in your court now. The burden is on your to prove that you at least have a reasoned argument for not considering solo masturbation to be a homosexual act.

As I said before, this isn't a matter of fact, it's one of opinion. You know this, and are being thoroughly disingenuous by placing burden of proof on me for something that is unprovable either way. You're just being lazy, and where's the fun in that? So come on, tell me why you think solo masturbation shouldn't be considered a homosexual act.

@NoPlanetB Burden of proof. Burden of proof. Change the record. When we're debating the existence or non-existence of something, then the burden of proof lies with the party arguing that it exists. Here, we're debating which pigeonhole a particular sexual act belongs in. If there's any burden of proof, it's equal to both sides.

You're starting to sound like one of the God botherers, who's right about God, just because they are, and just because they've been taught not to question it. Either that, or you're hetero, and your sexuality is so fragile to you that you can't stomach the idea that touching yourself might not be the heterosexual act that it blatantly isn't.

You really have contributed nothing to this conversation all along. You've provided no reasoned argument, just sticking to your guns that you're right and I'm wrong, and constantly trying to cast the burden of proof onto me, on a matter that I accept is subjective rather than black or white. From at least one perspective (the one I happen to hold) solo masturbation is a homosexual act. As I've already pointed out, to my understanding it has to be either homosexual or heterosexual (unless you want to invent a new sexuality especially for it) and I can't see any grounds for considering it heterosexual, on account of the total absence of anyone of a different sex to the person self-pleasuring.

I'm not sure how tedious you are as a human being, but your debating manner certainly is. Burden of proof. Burden of proof. Burden of proof. Like a mantra. Come back when you can actually engage me, rather than just persistently stating that you're right because 'facts.' Facts that you haven't even presented.

I like to picture my Jesus wearing high heels and black leather.

Since he's made up to begin with, next time I'll imagine him a VERY well-endowed trans. Hmmm...excuse me I have to go to the bathroom.

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@Seeker3CO that's what I was told!

Yeah, your non-dominant hand is female!