Not necessarily a known saying, but it should be: I'm in the behavioral health field (non-profit) and one of my clients said to me, "If she asks you if you want a blowjob and she's got all of her teeth... Police."

Do you want to get it. Mother's saying asking if i would like to get hit!

"I second that emotion. " Smokey Robinson Or is this a malapropism?

We live in a semi rural area. But we like to eat at a diner further out in the country. only becase i grew up in Texas and my dad talked COUNTRY did i understand the following: the owner came by and asked where i hung my hat. i told him the name our town. in the car, one kid said, dad, you arent wearing a hat.

I broke into a dollar bill/five pound note once but the police let me off with a caution.

After hearing a comment, usually intended to be about someone else, ...... "I resemble to that remark!!"

Be sure to put your brain in gear before you engage your mouth.