Can’t get too excited about this...asking humans to make vows of celibacy is going against the laws of nature. The church is a total anachronism in the 21st century and needs to be thoroughly reformed (if not abolished completely) for all sexual misconduct and cruelty perpetrated on innocent children over the centuries. Who cares how many nuns get knocked up... not me!

If the catholic church promoted real sex ed they would know that pregnancy is sexually transmitted!

Time to call in Maury Povich to determine who the fathers are.

“Does anyone have something they’d like to confess?”

“Lord, you are NOT the father!”

I thought they weren't supposed to have meat on Fridays...

Well, we know it can't be the priests, they only like to diddle little boys. Speaking of that, between the child molestation and the nun sex - whether forced or consensual -- you'd think the catholic church would get the idea that mandatory celibacy in the service of Jebus is a really bad idea.

What the hell it happen to Mary

I'll wait to judge who holds the hypocrisy on this one - the women or the church - as forced sexual relations may have occurred.

I thought that was why nuns walked in pairs! So the one nun could make sure the other nun wasn't getting none!

African Man #1: "So, how does the Holy Sister compare with your other lovers?"

African Man #2: "Nun better!"

Shouldn't they be investigating the fathers? As usual, the women get the blame and the babies, too.

Sounds like they spread more then just god's word.

It's a Murickel!!

This reminded me of a visual joke, I can try to explain so you can write it on paper to check out. First draw a square box, inside the box write the number 3909 (straight line 9 not the hooked 9 format here). To the right of the box, write 3HT. The joke goes, there are 3909 nuns in a convent and one is pregnant. Outside the convent are three horse thieves, who did it? When you turn the paper over and hold it to the light, you get the answer. THE POPE

The second and third coming is upon us. This time God is not taking any chances and impregnated two virgins to be born as a human. Last time he was crucified, so this time he will be born in human form as two people in case one of himself get crucified again for mankind's sins, his other self will stay alive and pass on some more of his fairytale knowledge. Or he may want some more time to party on earth. He has diversified himself so to speak like an investment.

That’ll be that Jesus bloke they are wedded to. He has a severe weakness for uniform as I understand it.

Was there a star in the sky?

Maybe God was feeling frisky again. It has been a couple of thousand years! He's God. Why not a threesome?

More proof that virgin births DO happen!

It's a miracle!

Hmmm, seems they WERE spreading the Word around quite a bit but forgot to use the bookmark at the right time and place.
Now they'll be saying "Hail Mary, Mother of Christ we tried it your way and BOY it was NICE."

Guess the big fella was horny again

Convent girls ... had some good times with convent girls ....... like little kids who have never seen a sweetshop suddenly let loose to eat whatever they want ......
never made love with a nun - but who knows .... not as impossible as it one seemed

Thats "nun" of my business lolol

Vigin birth.