So, the twittler in chief wants to put the lives of 1000 fine and fit young men and women at risk for his vanity. Oh my dog. They've all left the campus, and they're out of NY, and Drumpf is hauling them all back in for HIS vanity. JFC. Giant meteor take me NOW.
No, no, the meteor should take him! Priorities baby!
WTF. I'm sure it's mandatory!
He is the CinC, Commander in Chief. Yeah, they HAVE to go.