You can only take offense. No one ever gives it.

I don't even like Frank's Hot Sauce. Not hot enough for me.

Ah, but it is sooooo different when Donald is being offensive.

Yeah but it's true

I remember when the Christians all had their dicks in a twist because of "Bewitched" a stupid situational comedy from the 1960's.
These morons are ALWAYS being victimized by everything they don't control.
Belief in God is just how people play God.
F them all.

Oh these poor little, ever persecuted Christians, how my heart bleeds for them, NOT.
What a pity and crying shame it is that given their seemingly empty existence, they MUST snivel, cry and complain endlessly about everything and anything that does not fit neatly into their very myopic vision of perfection and Godliness.
To borrow a line from a Julian Lennon's song, "Help Yourself," " Why don't you get a life, stop being such a slob......"

The commercial actually goes "bleep". It does NOT say "shit" or anything. That mom filled in the blank herself - what a filthy mind she has.

(Or is she furious that "shit" was CENSORED? In that case she's pretty cool.)

She must be nuts because that shit really is good on everything.

Good thing about being us. We don't clutch our proverbial pearls every time someone says something.

Too sodding right! All this goddamn swearing, is fucking disgusting, it's almost like the bastards, don't fecking realise they are spouting this shit anymore, in everyday bollocking conversation.
The buggers all need a swift kick up the arse if you ask me, that'll teach 'em to keep their cocksucking gobs shut.
Fart!

I knew someone would have an issue with that commercial as soon as I saw it.
It's a shame that those "one million moms" can't count.
Bunch of damned Karens.

Maybe even on a knee for pain relief..?