Oh this is so sad a piece of news.
Just heard via the local 'Bush Telegraph' that the recent Drive to Raise Funds for the Purchase of a New Merecedes Benz sedan by the Catholic Diocese that encompasses the area where I live has gone Arse up, tits and face down.
It seems generosity towards the church has hit an all time low, so far the donations received total out at 1,358 very rusty washers, 162 well use condoms, 1,112 badly scrawled IOU's and a bill for unpaid return postage of around $2,125.
Kind of looks to me like the 5 year old Mercedes might be hanging around for quite some time to come UNLESS of course the Priests can pray long and hard enough to get Jeebus Chrust to 'resurrect it and make it new again'.
What a terrible crying shame, NOT.
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Anyone know what kind of meat a priest eats???
Nun.
CuddyCruiser
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Dec 19, 2020
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Perhaps the local bishop should follow the example of his leader's mother, Mary, virgin Mother of God, and learn to ride a donkey.
anglophone
Level 9
Dec 18, 2020
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Imo, it would be an Odds on Bet that he could be quite the 'expert' on arses, sorry asses ( tongue in cheek here btw), especially those of Altar boys and the like.
So he should ride himself? He’s already a backwards jackass. LOL.
Oooohhhh, those poor priests,having to ride around in an older vehicle.......my heart bleeds for them......
AnneWimsey
Level 9
Dec 18, 2020
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OOOHHHHH, this is just such awful news, & right before xmas too. Such a shame.........boohoo..........BARF!!!
Lilac-JadeCanada
Level 9
Dec 18, 2020
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I guess, maybe, that good Old Santa has checked his Naughty and Nice lists and found that the Priests are at the top of the Naughty List....LOL.
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