Just been 'informed' via an anonymous ( you've got to kidding) note left in my mail box that,
"yur goin to Hell, Jesus and God will smit ya fer dobbin me in to the cops on fryday wen i went to church. I went to church to prayse Jesus and God lyk all chrystins do, yur a dirty rottin paygen tride to stop me frum being goyng to Church bacose i comed from were theirs a covid upbreak and the cops ordared me to stay home by meself."
Jesus looks after us chrystins, we don't get syck, only paygens lyk youse scum do, i'm angry at youse scum, i prayd to God and he telled me he was cunna smit ya sowatch out."
Signed,
Yer Chrystian nex dour.
Okay, the bus leaving for Hell is now loading at Gate #13, plenty of spare, vacant seats available, anyone want to come along for the ride....LOL.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.But wait!...by leaving that note he has Violated his quarantine, & you hold the proof in your hand!
AnneWimsey
Level 9
Dec 29, 2020
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Sanitized and sealed in a plastic bag ready for delivery to the Cop Shop next Wednesday btw.
Oh, & very well educated too, I see. How has he managed to stay alive this long?
Lilac-JadeCanada
Level 9
Dec 28, 2020
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Because @Triphid has a big heart and calls an ambulance for the poor fella. The Evangeloon would learn more from his neighbour than church if he’d only open his eyes!
He must struggle to read the King James Bible with his language skills or maybe they make a bible in the hillbilly dialect he is used to?
I wouldn't be worried about his imaginary friend coming to smite you but he may eventually blow up his home and take you out in the process, he does like to tinker.
Surfpirate
Level 9
Dec 28, 2020
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Oh, I'm not worried in the least about Imaginary Sky Daddy 'smiting' me, in fact, shortly I fully intend to shower, change clothes and go for a walk to buy some, etc.
As to him 'blowing up' my house there's not much chance of that happening since the local Authorities put the kybosh on his Steam Generator system.
According to another friend who also owns a Sheep Grazing Property, he hopes to purchase from him an ancient, 1930's model Lister Diesel Motor and it's attached 32 volt Generator which he wiil, with his consummate skills (???) CONVERT to 240 volt Electricity to power his home.
Lister 'Diesel' Motor, to the best of my knowledge, Lister in the 30's made Power Kerosene Motors, etc, for generating Electricity for Homesteads, not Diesel ones.
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