The Church of England, in its latest effort to offer free marketing services for atheists everywhere, has reiterated that the only people who are allowed to have sex are straight married people. Everyone else? Abstinence for life.
It comes by way of “pastoral guidance” — telling its own leaders how to act — now that same-sex couples are now allowed to be in civil partnerships (in addition to marriage).
AS IF it is any of their business! Who asked 'em?
I can't wait to see how they'd enforce that.
“Bailiff, whack his peepee “
@Canndue Cheech and Chong enforcement tactics.