Just got 'hailed' by the neighbourhood Evangeloon.
He will NOT enter my property due to my 'little' notice on my front gate telling God-Botherers to keep out.
It seems as though his vehicle has developed a catastrophic Oil leak plus a ruptured Radiator since he last used it yesterday to go to church.
Asking my opinion on the cause of this problem I simply replied, " Perhaps it IS Gods Will and he/she/it is trying to tell you that you have not been devout enough and is punishing you."
Looking very unimpressed and somewhat angry at my response/reply, he simply stormed off mumbling away to himself as per usual.
Perhaps, just perhaps mind you, IF he paid a lot less attention to watching Channel 54, the 24/7 Religious Broadcasting Service and a bit more towards maintaining his vehicle this may not have happened in the first place.
Atm, I am fighting the temptation to draw up a rough sign that says " Where is your God now" and sneak in and stick on his vehicle....LOL.
You are a wicked man, LOL!
I try my hardest....LOL.
This gawd thing sure falls down on the job, huh?
Precisely "Arse up and Tits down" as we say in Australia.