I just killed a huge spider running across the floor with my shoe.
I don't care how big the spider is, no one steals my shoe!
BUT, did you use Bug Spray or give it the 'Last Rites' by squashing it with the Goat-herders Guide to the Galaxy?
Personally, I find the 'Last Rites' method the best since,
1, the Goat-herders Guide is perfectly accurate when dropped upon any bug from a height of 2 - 4 feet directly above it,
AND, 2, it IMMEDIATELY converts them to Christianity as well....LOL.
I would be interested in meeting the spider willing to run off with one of my shoes... Ummm. Maybe not now that I think about it...
Uuuummmmm......no.
@Lilac-JadeCanada
Good call.