Here is the only way this works. You have to believe that the other person is the love of your life. It has nothing to do with gods or the lack of them. There is no "logic and reasoning" that makes anyone become a Christian.

There is nothing they can say to me, for I will go back to the bs.

Thanks for the humorous look at the converter-squad.

They really don’t want to debate and use reason do they?

Because, you know, facts have an atheist bias. Isn't that our whole point? They must have very deep insecurities or something.

Bo Gardiner can't convince me, but Bo Derek might...

Idiots

If there is such a thing as gold-plated bullshit, then that links counts as an example.

"keep facts out of it " ... yeah - because they're AREN'T any !!!!!!!

How about leaving us alone !?

I never knew that "jeebus hates edgy"...can someone point me to that passage in the Babble?

Honestly, I've lost count of the myriad of times strategies such as those, or similar, have been used on me and YET here I stand, (sitting actually atm but who's counting) STILL an Atheist.
I STILL get a great laugh EVERY time one the Christfools does the 'sprinkle with Holy Water' bit to me and I immediately and almost instinctively respond with "it Burns, it burns, take it away, it burns."

Fun article. I think there are some suggestions which would bode well the other way (trying to convince a Believer that they are wrong), as well. Insulting their mental capabilities probably won't work, as an example.

Yup that about covers it.

"it’s best to avoid discussing the concept of eternal punishment for non-Christians with an atheist, "
to quote a wise Scott "Oh y' bloody well thinks so do you?"

The pebblebrains just don’t want to see that most Atheists were once religious.

It’s called denial.

Oh, FFS!

"Keep facts out of it."

By all means.

Funniest thing I've seen all day.