One of the benefits of being a Unitarian Universalist is that no one knows what the fuck that means. Sometimes even the u.u"s don't even agree.i love the deer in the headlights look too.

Well you are a goddess

Better goodly than godly.

That's cute. I remember telling a JW at the door that I was an atheist, and he told me he was sorry to hear it, which made me laugh. He came back the next day to apologize to me, which impressed me. Then I asked him if he wanted to help me sacrifice the goat in the back yard. And they say we have no sense of humor. LOL

I love shocking well meaning people that way - often they don't think they've ever met an atheist and they have a preconceived notion that I love dispelling! What? Atheists are sweet normal people? Yep, we are!

No more my personality than yours . It's what they've been taught to think of non believers , a bit like all witches wear tall pointy hats and ride broom sticks .

My favorite response is, "...but, you're so nice!"

Always thought, atheists are not bad, but damn, we need to hire a better PR group.

Better than my dad's reaction. When I told him I'm agnostic, all he could say was, "I don't believe in hate." Wouldn't elaborate.

Lol! Good times rock,, I was told I was a good Christian too,, told them not to worry,,,I won’t nail you to a cross,,, jaw dropped,,shock! You could see the horror in the face!

I get remarked on how happy and smiley I always am

We Atheists are just supposed to be grumpy. No life, no fun, no nothing Gwen don't you know these are the rules of our Atheist Overlords?!?

All believers know that the atheist is a bad person or just misinformed. Remember that in the film "God is Dead" the atheist was just pissed off coz god killed his father. In the end, the atheist got saved too. I think the Pope must have saw that film. LOL

Wonder if you had said "I believe in Biden" if she'd've hissed like a cat and spat some holy water at you....

The most rewarding to me is the aghast expressions people exhibit upon meeting an actual atheist. My caretakers aunt, Mexican Catholic, crossed herself repeatedly & recoiled as if I was, well, infected. More afraid of my godlessness than the TRUMP virus. She still can't believe that good deeds reside within an atheists actions. So funny.

Great story

That’s typical. I used to think same way when I was Christian. You are taught goodness comes from god and those who don’t know god can’t be good. The truth is some of the worst people sit on the front pew at church

God! .....I've met many a asshole religious person. Jesus! .....talk about dour people. Good Lord!..... I'm not just talking about the old and cranky either.

A few times I've helped old women just because it's the human thing to do. Usually with bags onto/off of buses or with shopping items that are heavy or out of reach. Several times I've been told 'how Christian of you'. If I'm feeling they were just trying say a super thank you, then I'll reply, no it's very human. If they are somewhat of a pin head, then perhaps I'll deny that I persecute people because they think slightly differently to me and so on....

I have met some dour atheists. But most in my company, including myself, are quite filthy minded and jovial.
Whenever someone asks me if I'm a believer I always laugh and say "why"? Throws them every time.

Congratulations, when that happens it does kind of knock christians off center doesn't it.

When I have told people they are usually shocked, an ordinary looking granny is an atheist!

I have been told that I always look pissed off. If that keeps people away, then I am singing and dancing inside, filled with joy and bliss.

Great Story! I love it.