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Rapture orgy at my place!

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Memes R Us has a plan to fill blow up dolls with helium then let them go outside churches fyi.

Brilliant! 😀

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Can I have their house and/or car when they leave?

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Here we go again. It would be nice to get a sign from God about every couple thousand years.
Meanwhile, I keep my money in the bank.
Next will probably more Elvis and Virgin sightings. I forget ALFS and sasquatch.

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They changed the date again?!
Why wasn't I informed???

It was all over Fox news, oh wait...

@Caroleanne LOL... That explains it. 😉

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Ah hell.... I'm gonna be so lonely. 😟

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I'm going to wash and bleach a sheet to wrap around my body just in case I get the call.

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Wow! I'm behind on making the flyers this year! I'd better get crackin'!

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And, they will always create a new reason for why it did not occur. Read Leon Festiner's, WHEN PROPHESY FAILS.

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Payday typical

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So, I guess it would be pointless to pay my rent and electric bill, eh? Never going to turn my heater down then until I hear the trumpets. Goodbye cruel world........

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I'm sleeping late.

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Yippee. Ho hum...

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Witty, compassionate and ticklish

That's the "other" thread. 😀

@Caroleanne lol!

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Yippee. Ho hum...

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Thank God!

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Alert the media! LOL

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Damn...I have to get the tree!

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Damn it, I forgot to send my “Save the Date” back.

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For the 20th time in a row they changed the day

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This fellow is going to have the opportunity to write a book that says there were a few things that were 'revealed' to him about why he miscalculated. His new date will be featured in the book and make him a boat load of cash. Shouldn't there be a term for end of the world scams? Something like doom scammers...

Poseur Prophets...perhaps.

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Wow I better give everything to the lord via the church. Now. duh.

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Another one?! How many failed "Raptures" does it take for them to GET that it's all just a man made a sham? And oddly enough, you know there'll be many disappointed that it didn't happen,.. AGAIN. D'oh!!! :😛alm to forehead::

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Well, shit...and all my good clothes are at the cleaners.

@jioo087 Wouldn't it be fun if it happened in the middle of the Portland World Naked Bike Ride ?

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