I've been gone about a year. Who's no longer here? Oh, and I found Jesus. He works behind the register behind bullet proof glass in a Circle K in Bithlo, Florida. He insists on being called "Hay-soos."
And he's not magic. All in all, a BIG letdown. I don't see why they make such a big deal out of him.
Is he Mexican or from another Spanish speaking country??? Or from any Slavian language speaking country where the j is pronounced as an I? Lol!!!
Will he also answer to Chuy (pronounced choowee)? If not, he's an imposter,
Welcome back, btw
Really, I found Jesus a few years ago, he works at the walmart near my house, and he also prefers to be called Haysoos. Your Jesus must be a twin, or his magic is to work at different stores throughout the country. Come to think of it, I found another Jesus years ago who owned, and worked as a lawn maintenance guy. He also liked to be called Haysoos. Coincidence , I wonder He had disciples who took directions from him about gardening and lawn maintenance.
I was gone for four months in the hospital and physical rehab. jebus was not found there.
I made three short jaunts in and out of the hospital myself. One for a week when I was temporarily paralyzed by sky high potassium, one for three days when my heartrate plummeted and they thought I'd need a pacemaker. (I didn't) and one for three more days when I caught pneumonia.
Man, you know I LOVE getting old! It's a party!
What was your ailment if I'm not prying?
Root Canal!
@nowhereman55 Ditto X3! I wrote a blues song about it, too, lol!
@MyTVC15 Teeth are a never-ending cascade of agony, as far as I'm concerned. I still have most of mine, but bridges and crowns come at a steep cost. I've lately read about an experimental drug that can make people grow their teeth back. Like everything else, it seems to be about ten years off. Carrot on a stick.