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What do you want your final words to be?

This could be serious or this could be funny.

kensmile4u 8 May 9
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I loved you all to my family.

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Here, hold my beer.

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What does this button do?

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Well that didn't turn out as planned!! ?

I've had a few narrow escapes where I asked myself the same question! 😉

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Watch this shit.

Lol

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I buried the family fortune at... at... Dies

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I would hope that my final words will be something poignant, or kind; but in all likelihood, my final word will be 'Oops'.

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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time to die.

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My final words were almost "oh no this is gonna hurt" now I'm determined to make my last words "aw come on"

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Well, fuck.

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I love you all.

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See! I told you I was sick!

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That was great, honey. Now roll over and let me rest a minute.

This would be one of my favorite ways to go!

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See, I told you I was sick

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"That was good!"

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I'm ready.

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Well, that happened.

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Don't Bogart that join.........

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That was a bad ide......

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Whoo Hoo ready for the next instalment

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This true story came out in our Death with Dignity process and was conveyed to us by a doctor and it also appeared in the Seattle Times. It related to a woman who had terminal cancer. The woman loved to have her girlfriends over for a martini party. She had the medications, her friends and son over and played a game of scrabble. At the end of the game she got her long sought after goal of getting a triple word score using a dirty word. She then raised her glass to the others who raised theirs and drank. She then look at her son and said: I bet you thought I would chicken out, didn't you?" and then went to sleep and died.

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“For fuck’s sake, give me a br............”

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The bodies are buried at....agghhhh......

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"Well a three thousand year run ain't bad I guess."

skado Level 9 May 9, 2018

I truly hope they figure out a way to give you that time.

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Fuck It!

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I never thought I'd live to be two hundred and forty.

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