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Achoo! Achoo! Aaaaachhhoo!!!

When someone sneezes, what would you say?

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orangina 4 May 28
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Level 8

Hashopper! My great grandmother said it. It might be her very own word as I've not seen or heard it anywhere and it's an example of onomatopoeia, if you think about it.

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Level 8

"I hope you've not got the plague."

Wow, that is original. It is perhaps a dark humor.
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Level 9

Bless you and could you please get that off of my sleeve!

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Level 9

I still say "bless you". I don't see it as that big of a deal.

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Level 7

I usually say 'gesundheit'.

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Level 7

Chuck Norris

That'll do!
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Level 5

Gesundheit.

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Level 8

I don't say anything. They are making a loud noise, so they should say "excuse me" or some variation of that. That's what I say when I sneeze.

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Level 8

Stop that! 🙂

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Level 5

I say "sneezing is cleansing" or sometimes I don't say anything.

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Level 7

I'm feeling let down, I was hoping for a Chappelle joke.

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Level 8

Blessya. It was meant as a prayer against the plague 100years ago. I don't think 'bless' is essentially Christian. My pagan friends often say 'blessed be'.

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Level 4

“God bless you”,...No,nono... I meant to say, “You should feel relieved and breathe free.

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Level 7

Nothing. I do it all the time at work.

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Level 7

Silence is golden 🙂

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Level 8

“Science preserve you” or “you are soooo good-looking.”

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Level 5

"You okay?" is usually my response. Or "Allergies?" if I'm feeling sneezy that day, as well.

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Level 7

Usually nothing.
. Reminded me of a show I was in though.
One Flea Spare. I played Kabe, the guard.
Closing scene was me walking off stage singing
'ring around the rosies
Pocket full of posies
Atchoo ! Atchoo ! They all fall dead'
....fade to black as I laughed.

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Level 8

Use a friggin’ kleenex!

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Level 3

Goodness!

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Level 6
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Level 8

I ignore it, just as when they cough.

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Level 9

When it happens on here I wonder if it is a computer virus?

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Level 6

I say scat cat as my mom and grandma always said.

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Level 8

Do you serve a towel with that?

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Level 4

We started saying "hail Satan" when someone sneezes at my old workplace. I am the only one who does it at my current job, but i keep the tradition alive.

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