When someone sneezes, what would you say?
"I hope you've not got the plague."
Wow, that is original. It is perhaps a dark humor.
I say "sneezing is cleansing" or sometimes I don't say anything.
“God bless you”,...No,nono... I meant to say, “You should feel relieved and breathe free.
"You okay?" is usually my response. Or "Allergies?" if I'm feeling sneezy that day, as well.
Usually nothing.
. Reminded me of a show I was in though.
One Flea Spare. I played Kabe, the guard.
Closing scene was me walking off stage singing
'ring around the rosies
Pocket full of posies
Atchoo ! Atchoo ! They all fall dead'
....fade to black as I laughed.
I ignore it, just as when they cough.
When it happens on here I wonder if it is a computer virus?
We started saying "hail Satan" when someone sneezes at my old workplace. I am the only one who does it at my current job, but i keep the tradition alive.