Lauren Boebert Doesn’t Want Dr. Fauci to Retire - She Wants Him Jailed!

The government’s top infectious disease expert Dr. Anthony Fauci told CNN he plans to retire by the end of President Joe Biden’s current term. This led Republicans such as Colorado Congresswomen Lauren Boebert, who has not only demonized, but also fundraised off attacks on Fauci, to remark “Fauci thinks he’s just going to retire and move on with his life. Not on my watch! He belongs in jail.”

No kidding? Lauren Boebert has a watch? Who knew? Oh wait, she must mean that other kind of “watch!” Now I get it. I’ll tell you what, if she does have a watch, you can bet it’s digital, because there is no way someone like Lauren Boebert is gonna understand how to read one of those watches with the hands on them.

Anyway, it should be interesting to see just what charges against Fauci, Rep. Boebert has in mind. Oh wait, Fauci asked Americans to wear a mask in public areas during a deadly pandemic. Why the man’s nothing but a monster! Now I see her point - having to wear masks in public- amounts to “tyranny,” but forcing women of child-bearing age to take pregnancy tests when they try and cross state lines - is all about “freedom.”

That said, if I’m understanding her correctly, she’s saying that “once we get rid of all these damn health experts, we’ll no longer have any more pandemics.” Wow, that’s genius! Hard to believe she’s a high school dropout who took four attempts to finally pass her GED. Why it’s “Welcome to MAGA World” - a place where real crimes are fake, and fake crimes are real.

Now, one thing I believe she may not fully understand is - as long as Republicans still haven’t been able to completely seize control over our government, you can’t just toss someone in jail - simply because you “don't like them.” I mean, if that were the case, you’d then have roughly 65% of the population of the United States in prison. Why, if that happened, there’d be no one left for Republicans to blame everything on.

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