When I see a baby or a kid, in my head I'm cringing. When I see a pet or other animal, I'm verbally cooing and talking baby talk to them. I never got that gene either. I've also never had that biological clock thingie. Well, there was one hour when I thought I wanted a baby because I was actually near a cute one. But then it cried or pooped or something, and I was over it.
Kids are noisy, expensive, and invariably marry someone you don't like. ?
You shouldn't even touch them....they carry germs...lots and lots of germs....
Little disgusting germ factories!
@LilIrishRose they might pee on you too
@Kojaksmom I could take pee (pretty much sterile) over puke or poo.... wouldn't be happy about it, but wouldn't freak out either.
Posted by MacStrikerWhen being selfish is better than being selfless...
Posted by MacStriker"Shop Smart, Shop S-Mart."
Posted by MacStrikerWhen people with kids say "they are an investment!" (as if it's a positive thing), this is what comes to mind...
Posted by MacStrikerA book club that only allows ONE book, seems kinda narrow...
Posted by MacStrikerKids = Party Poopers (literally)
Posted by MacStrikerNone is better than one!
Posted by MacStrikerThose Ungrateful Crotch-Goblins!
Posted by MacStrikerI'm not saying it's right, but i understand the sentiments of the reply...
Posted by MacStriker"... it's a peaceful life..."
Posted by JGalA little late but still applies every day.
Posted by MacStrikerAll the crotch goblins giving a breather to their breeders for most of the day. SerenityNow!
Posted by UrsiMajorWell, I guess this beats a pregnancy positive.
Posted by KojaksmomIt might work!
Posted by UrsiMajorYou're welcome
Posted by MacStrikerThe struggle is real
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