Never have I ever gotten a tattoo...

3 for me.

4 for me

I got 3 points.

1. I first got stitches when a doctor removed an itchy bump on my pre-teen back. Turns out it was nothing serious.
2. I've been to Niagara Falls at least twice. Lovely place.
3. I had chicken pox when I was a kid. Not fun.
4. I have NEVER had a tattoo, and probably never will.
5. I have flown in many planes. I'm old enough to remember choking on cigarette smoke in planes. Ugh!
6. I have been in the army. Training included target practice.
7. I have done as much as a male can in birthing children. My wife bore my two children, and I was present.
8. I'm pretty sure I flunked at least one test in early grade school. But I became an excellent student by 4th grade.
9. I graduated from Grandview (Missouri) High School in 1978.
10. I have NEVER broken a bone.
11. I have slept in many tents, starting with the Boy Scouts.
12. I first saw the Grand Canyon on a family vacation, in which Dad drove us from Missouri to Idaho to visit Grandma.
13. I have been water skiing. Got pretty good at it as a teenager.
14. I beat up the neighborhood bully. He was bigger than I, but I got the better of him and taught him a lesson.
15. My wife divorced me when I left the Moron Church.
16. On a trip up the California coast, I swam in the ocean in my underwear. Ever hear of a wet teeshirt contest? Well....
17. I learned to drive at age 16. Been doing it ever since.
18. The first time a bee stung me was when I was a little kid, walking around the lawn in my bare feet.
19. As the father of two children, I changed many a diaper. "Cleanup on aisle number two!"
20. I have been to many countries, but only 3 continents -- North America, South America, and Europe.

Two points.