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It's All About Grammar -

A Grammar Nazi woman, sends a text to her husband.

You are as useless as "ueue", in the word Queue.

Brbaldwin 7 Feb 16
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Level 9

I ain't not never gonna speak bad English no more.

My friend said "Ain't" On the phone tonight. I cringed and shut up because she's my friend. "They're, Their, There" I told myself.

RavenCT Level 9 Feb 19, 2018
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Level 9

Lololololololololol

Charlene Level 9 Feb 16, 2018
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Level 7

A comma can make a big difference in the meaning of a sentence:

Let's eat grandma. Or Let's eat, grandma.

Same sentence, different meaning.

MikeEC Level 7 Feb 16, 2018
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Level 8

He then slapped her with his cue stick and ya da ya da, they had sex.

EMC2 Level 8 Feb 16, 2018
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Level 7

He took the cue and responded, so you're as useless as the "g" in gnu. Nothing else happened and no large animal was in sight at the site and so no "gnus is good news". Who knew! I can't find a cite for this insight.

Dwight Level 7 Feb 16, 2018

Nice
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Level 7

Watch out! I can be a grammar Nazi.

Biggest irritation on here so far is: there, their and they're.

El-loco Level 7 Feb 16, 2018

The users on the site in general are misusing them?

I know? People who do that, well, there idiots. Everytime I see that I think, "Oh boy. Their they go again."

I know the difference but sometimes I get lazy.

How about starting a grammar Nazi group?
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Level 9

So was he offended? Did they get divorced?

Rudy1962 Level 9 Feb 16, 2018

I wasn't there. I'm pretty sure he just tucked his tail and did what he was fucking told from then on, though... lol 😀

@Brbaldwin lol. Yup. You are probably right
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Level 7

Nice.

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