That's awesome, wish you could come over and create my costume this year!
Oh that's cool! Nice work! Brought your own ketchup, eh?
slightly different topic. I was looking at a recent picture of myself and realized since I am blond my eyebrows mostly don't show on the outer third. I was wondering with your eyebrow aesthetic skills if you could make me a few eyebrows I could just paste on?
I'd walk out of that burger joint if I saw that! (Too realistic!!) Awesome job.
Did ya get thrown out!
LOL - that must have raised a few eyebrows.
I hope they gave her extra napkins
I actually was present when a chap staggered into the restaurent / bar I was drinking in. He collapsed on the floor with two bullet wounds. A waiter walked over with a large linen napkin,placed it over his bleeding chest and said "Billie, you are disturbing the diners. We will have to ask you to leave!"
I kid you not.
@AMGT Billie was reputedly a local drug dealer peddling to school kids and everyone, except Billie, was prewarned that the shooting was going down. Even the local security company CEO was in attendance to ensure everyones safety. Billie got his revenge on the shooter who was found gaffa taped into his big leather desk chair and tortured to death. Billie was found weeks later dead in the drivers seat of his little red sports car that had mysteriously accelerated to 100kph in about 50 metres to park itself in a fifty ton electricity power transformer inconveniently protecting a brick wall. It wasn't reported who attended the funeral, if anyone.
@btroje - I suggest that waiters walking over and telling people they are disturbing customers is just as light and creative as a person walking into a food service place with their throat damaged as is shown in the photo. In actuality diners were getting up from their dinner tables and walking 5-10 metres to gawk at the body on the floor. My contribution therefore of putting words into the waiter's mouth is not only creative but humorous.
From the Encyclopedia Britannica: "Black humour, also called black comedy, writing that juxtaposes morbid or ghastly elements with comical ones that underscore the senselessness or futility of life. Black humour often uses farce and low comedy to make clear that individuals are helpless victims of fate and character."
@AMGT seemed to be asking for elucidation which I found hilarious considering the graphic nature of her photo.
@FrayedBear I am the originator and moderator of this group. I am asking you to stop this discussion. I am not requesting instruction. THere is no way for me to eliminate your comment but I will notify admin. I do not want to experience things like seeing posts about killing cats on the Feline group.
@btroje So you are saying that you wish to stalk me? Regarding what I described as caticide I obtained that information originally from a book called "the Book of General Ignorance" a book in some ways a combination of the Guinness Book of Records, Ripley's Believe it or Not and the Encyclopedia Britannica. Nowhere in that post do I advocate that people undertake caticide and in fact you have chosen to totally misunderstand the posts information.
Now you are the host of this group and as you say you can ban me from it. However I consider that the photo of @AMGT FX is far more horrific than my mere story of one drug dealer being shot. In fact I notice that you implicitly approve her post by making your own black comedy one liner with "I hope they gave her extra napkins".
Every day I am subjected to discussion on this site about school shootings which I find far more horrific than my humour noir.
There is a far simpler answer and that is ask @AMGT to remove her post which I did not consider to be in the best of taste however clever the artistry, then the whole discussion will cease to sully your belief in what is proper within this group's postings. That however is censorship which is what you are trying to app ly to my post.
I point out that you have not listed what are the rules for this group's postings. You have not asked the other members to state what they want. Without that I suggest that you are simply discriminating for whatever reason you have.
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Posted by AussieBudgieSome shots from my recent travels.
Posted by AussieBudgieSome shots from my recent travels.
Posted by AussieBudgieSome shots from my recent travels.
Posted by AussieBudgieSome shots from my recent travels.
Posted by AussieBudgieSome shots from my recent travels.
Posted by AussieBudgieSome shots from my recent travels.
Posted by AussieBudgieSome shots from my recent travels.
Posted by AussieBudgieSome shots from my recent travels.
Posted by AussieBudgieSome shots from my recent travels.
Posted by AussieBudgieSome shots from my recent travels.
Posted by KynleiFinished my cartoon character drawing today. Note, this is for personal use only and I will not be selling it. The characters belong to their respective owners and are subject to copyright.