I'll start this by isshing a warning. If you happen to be sick enough to follow the orange weasel and his little minions, you will probably be offended by anything that you see here. Thus, you may not wish to read this. You have been warned. Now for the rest of us, what are some very interesting nicknames that you have for his orangeness? I have one that I may not post but if you want to know what it is ask me and I will tell you.
Trumplethinskin is my favourite, but usually I just call him 45.
I can't mention his name but I'll happily refer to him as "the treasonous GROPER" or ''trumplestiltskin'' or ''the rotten orange."
I don't call him anything, and I try to avoid mentioning him whenever I can (I don't live in the USA, so it's easier for me, to be fair). "Don't feed the trolls", they say. Best way to annoy that kind of person is not to give them the attention they crave, I believe.
Orange Sphincter
This is a really good one, cause that's what his face looks like.
Trumpus assholis maximus. Almost sounds Romanly regal, doesn't it?
I'm afraid he'd only see the last word and ignore the first two. It's his way.