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I'm sick with the flu. ~Send prayers my way~

Redcupcoffee 7 June 9
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Level 7

Me too.

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Level 8

I got you. I hope this helps.

JimG Level 8 June 9, 2018
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Level 5

Yay! I'm helping!

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Level 9

Here ya go.........they workin yet?

LOL
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Level 7

HEAL! (slap to forehead)

godef Level 7 June 9, 2018
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10

Level 7

Looks like your sense of humor is healthy.

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Level 8

I will send you a whole box of prayers. I wasn't doing anything with them anyway. 🙂

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Level 9

You must be feeling better, since you are making jokes! LOL Feel better soon. 🙂

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Level 6

I believe our prayers should be very specific and purposeful, therefore I've prayed in earnest for the following:

  1. Drink plenty of fluids,.
  2. Get plenty of rest.
  3. That you would be healed in seven to ten days.

AMEN.

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Level 6

how about wishes? wish you will feel better soon, since you are apparently delirious, asking for prayers...

7

Level 9

Close as I can get.

7

Level 8

WTH??? Flu in June? 😟 😟 😟 (((( hugs you from a safe distance ))))
Feel better soon. If it just started within 72 hours Tamiflu may help take the edge off...

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Level 7

May the space unicorn blast your germs with her marshmellow ray gun

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Level 8

Here you go!

That should more than cover it. Everyone else can stand down now.
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Level 9

I am sorry you're ill, not fun at all. May I suggest a run for analgesics and antipyretics? I think that may do better for you than prayers. IOW aspirin, tylenol, motrin, Naproxy Sodium.

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Level 8

I must apologize. I sent a couple of prayers over yesterday, but they got lost and refused to ask for directions… don’t even get me started on what they said to me when I offered them my GPS… Anhoo… they called… and they’re lost. I’ll send over a couple more in a couple of days. That’s when I get prayed. It’s prayday.

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Level 7

It's in the mail. Hope it doesn't spoil by the time it gets to you.

6

Level 8

Sending you prayers. The same prayers people send to steer tornadoes away from schools. So you know they work.

5

Level 7

How about some Theraflu and some 7-Up instead? Hope you feel well soon!

5

Level 7

Get well soon. You being looked after?
[nhs.uk]
I would do prayers but I took out a restraining order against God when I heard that he was watching everything I do.

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Level 7

I'd say that I'll masterbate for you... but that sounds very creepy

LOL!!!
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Level 7

Prayer sent. Look for it in the mail.

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Level 6

Is there a prayer and share meme I can share for you on Facebook? I've heard those work really well in situations like this.

Aushra Level 6 June 10, 2018
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Level 6

I'd lay hands on the monitor but I might get flu cooties!

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Level 9

You trollin' us, Red?

zeuser Level 9 June 10, 2018
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Level 8

"Sarcasm??" - Sheldon Cooper, PhD

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