I'm sick with the flu. ~Send prayers my way~
I believe our prayers should be very specific and purposeful, therefore I've prayed in earnest for the following:
AMEN.
May the space unicorn blast your germs with her marshmellow ray gun
That should more than cover it. Everyone else can stand down now.
I am sorry you're ill, not fun at all. May I suggest a run for analgesics and antipyretics? I think that may do better for you than prayers. IOW aspirin, tylenol, motrin, Naproxy Sodium.
I must apologize. I sent a couple of prayers over yesterday, but they got lost and refused to ask for directions… don’t even get me started on what they said to me when I offered them my GPS… Anhoo… they called… and they’re lost. I’ll send over a couple more in a couple of days. That’s when I get prayed. It’s prayday.
Sending you prayers. The same prayers people send to steer tornadoes away from schools. So you know they work.
How about some Theraflu and some 7-Up instead? Hope you feel well soon!
I'd lay hands on the monitor but I might get flu cooties!