Last night I had an epiphany...Of course that could just be her dancer name.

LMAO. Unless you have some really gross habits you’re not disgusting. I don’t know when I had kraft cheese last.

Well Kraft cheese is still on the market. You're not disgusting. You're just cheap and easy! Uncomplicated. Those can be good qualities for those with small paychecks and very little free time. Just kidding....just can't pass up the opportunity to make a smile

That's a cheesy joke.

Lol you arent disgusting but Kraft singles most def are.

Oh bah humbug...and those singles are THE cheese for hamburgers!

You are not disgusting!

Kraft cheese is disgusting.

Don't be so hard on yourself! You're way better looking than Kraft American slices! Now if you'd compared yourself to a nice gruyere....

It's actually Kraft American Singles, no cheese in the name since there is no cheese in them! You on the other hand are full of cheesiness and we love you for it. You may be single but you are certainly not disgusting.

Yeah, but that clear outfit can be pretty sexy! Perhaps a tad bit tight, but who doesn't like a guy who can (or will) wear clear cellophane?

Yeah, but that clear outfit can be pretty sexy! Perhaps a tad bit tight, but who doesn't like a guy who can (or will) wear clear cellophane?

Lol

(Giggles!) Can relate!

At the age of Wisdom, there are plenty of "disgusting" things happening to our bodies.

But this same "wisdom" can be used to realize that our physical problems are in no way equal to those of Kraft Cheese slices.

This is if course unless you are unfortunate enough to have your whole body supported by an envelope of plastic wrap, be totally made of a goopy glue that has to be refrigerated to prevent rotting and has no fingers and no internet connection to connect with similar sentient beings.

I had an opportunity a few months ago to change my "single" status. But In one discussion, I found out that my potential "other" had a psychological problem with stray hairs in the shower and bathroom sink that would usually require professional counselling sessions.

Then around that time, my recently retired brother who is "happily" married blurted out "You don't know what I have to put up with .." . As a twice divorced person I had every idea of what he was going through.

The term SINGLE can actually be lot more preferable to "paired".

Count your blessings

You're funny but not totally disgusting so you win over the cheese food

It can be discouraging until you make your first Patty melt . ?

LMAO