I had another epiphany today:
I realized that I have some things in common with Kraft American Cheese. We're both single and disgusting.
Last night I had an epiphany...Of course that could just be her dancer name.
Well Kraft cheese is still on the market. You're not disgusting. You're just cheap and easy! Uncomplicated. Those can be good qualities for those with small paychecks and very little free time. Just kidding....just can't pass up the opportunity to make a smile
Lol you arent disgusting but Kraft singles most def are.
Oh bah humbug...and those singles are THE cheese for hamburgers!
At the age of Wisdom, there are plenty of "disgusting" things happening to our bodies.
But this same "wisdom" can be used to realize that our physical problems are in no way equal to those of Kraft Cheese slices.
This is if course unless you are unfortunate enough to have your whole body supported by an envelope of plastic wrap, be totally made of a goopy glue that has to be refrigerated to prevent rotting and has no fingers and no internet connection to connect with similar sentient beings.
I had an opportunity a few months ago to change my "single" status. But In one discussion, I found out that my potential "other" had a psychological problem with stray hairs in the shower and bathroom sink that would usually require professional counselling sessions.
Then around that time, my recently retired brother who is "happily" married blurted out "You don't know what I have to put up with .." . As a twice divorced person I had every idea of what he was going through.
The term SINGLE can actually be lot more preferable to "paired".
Count your blessings
You're funny but not totally disgusting so you win over the cheese food