I could use one of those.
With a real man in it ?
@maturin1919 Spanks? Now that is a whole different subject!
How do you pee? The zipper is up at the navel!
Long Penis.
@VAL3941 More like a trouser snake! I believe this is an Aussie expression!!
@Marionville
I am South African, no idea about the Aussies.
built-in catheter