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If there was a kind loving god we wouldn't have evil brussels sprouts

#Brusslesprouts
Odyn 4 Jan 9
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Level 3

There are worse things than Brussels Sprouts, like Wax or Lima beans which arent TOO bad if mixed with other veggies, but awful on their own.I never liked stewed tomatoes by themselves either..gag

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Level 9

I like the "good" brussel sprouts. However, if they are nto prepared right, they can go over to the dark side.

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Level 8

I am with you my friend. that vegetable taste bitter to me. I love vegetable and I will not eat Brussels sprouts.

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Level 2

Roasted with balsamic glaze and served with pork tenderloin!

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Level 7

Sorry, but it was humans who created Brussels Sprouts. I like them, btw.

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Level 9

I like Brussels sprouts! Aldi sells baby ones in microwavable bags, just yummy!

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Level 8

Roasted brussels sprouts are da bomb although I like them most other ways as well.

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Level 4

I so hate asparagus
and those brussels sprouts.
I only need to smell them
to reinforce my doubts.

Odyn Level 4 Jan 9, 2018
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Level 6

I love Brussels sprouts. People around me don't like me after I eat them, though. lol

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Level 5

I love brussels sprouts!

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Level 7

YEAH!
They'd be kind and loving brussell sprouts!!
😛

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Level 7

Brussel Sprouts are amazing when done the right way, especially with bacon. nomnom. But not like how my mother used to make them (Boil the crap out of them) ewww

Sacha Level 7 Jan 9, 2018
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thats how evil they are they trick you into thinking they can be nice don't be fooled they are grown in the devils very own satanic garden tended by evil goats

@Odyn Oh my goodness! :I 😮

EVERYTHING tastes better with bacon!

@Zoidburg LOL yes correct
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Level 3

Cherries are worse than Brussel Sprouts, lol, actually i like the sprouts, but not everyone does, both can be considered "Little Balls from Hell"!

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Level 7

stop calling your mother names

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Level 8

As I've said before on this site, why would anyone want to eat something that tastes how farts smell?

Jnei Level 8 Jan 9, 2018
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depends on the dish !!

Actually, the smell of parmesan cheese on spaghetti is quite a bit more disgusting, watching people twirl and slurp spaghetti is very unsettling for me, guess I'm not very Italian....

Just rename them to...
Mini ass cabbages instead!

@MsOliver well, then... that means Satan exists... which means God exists... WHAT TOM FOOLERY IS THIS!!

@Bam85 LMFACDBO
laugh... my... fucking... ass... Cabbage... dingle... berry... off!!!

@haf54mydoubts Smells like sweaty feet, indeed. Tastes good, though. Sweaty feet may do too; I hope to never find out.

@haf54mydoubts I love spaghetti. I am right there with you on the slurping -- bad table manners are a huge turn-off to me. However, I confess to twirling on my spoon precisely because I won't slurp the noodles. It's more refined than twirling on the plate. LOL!

@BlueWave ,lol, well, actually the nature of spaghetti makes it impossible to eat any other way, its my own hangup with the twirling and slurping thing, its just that linguini looks so much like worms..i am quite OCD, so leave it to me to notice something like that! HOnestly there are things that other people don't pay any attention to that somehow i do notice...ocd is no fun!
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