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Where did Noah keep all the freshwater fish?

DJVJ311 7 Jan 21
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Yuge, most bigly plexiglass tank, lotsa filters... with solar batteries... n fed em guppies, lotsa guppies, they had many, many guppies, Noah had the best guppies, believe me... or not.

Tomas Level 7 Jan 21, 2018
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In his swimming pool...the want given to him by Joel the televangelist...LOL

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He didn't need to.

Salt water is denser than fresh water, thus freshwater fish swam near to the surface and salt water fish further down.

And the goldfish were kept in a bowl, which is their natural habitat obviously.

Here to help.

Ahh cool... I will remember to drink only from the top of the ocean from now on lol

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It might be better to wonder what happened to alll the saltwater fish when all that rain severely diluted the oceans....? Just sayin'...........

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Lol... an all powerful god that built the universe needing a little help with a thing like this. I can't believe I was falling for all this religion. I questioned this for such s long time as a child and a younger adult.... damn. Fear kept me coming back. Not anymore.

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ha wadr that is thinking literally, like a Christian tries to approach the Bible, iow. Noah is not history, but symbolism imo

@icolan boy, i haven't really ever gotten a clear understanding of Noah tbh. The cyclic nature of reality, maybe? stated elsewhere directly in the Bible, nothing new under the sun, etc. The raven that Noah realeased, that did not return, was more central to the story in antiquity i guess. The Christian version is pretty watered down

@icolan "it's all waves" iow. Degeneration, Death, a Remnant survive, and bring evil or ego (the raven) with them on the next wave, like that maybe

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With the dragons and the lamas.

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He asked his good friend Gandalf the Grey to turn them all into saltwater fish because Yahweh was too busy.

lol... I now have this mental picture of god with an island accent responding to a prayer...

"Please help {insert team name} win tonight"

"Yaaaa... weh too bizy"

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In a wooden water-tight tank! 😉 But don't ask me how he got them to the ark.

@buck1977 Oh, yeah, I forgot! The fresh-water fish all swam up the Euphrates... after journeying. through. the. salty. Persian. gulf... ehhh... 🙂

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