Oh.My.God! ... I just had the most amazing day. I was in this little cafe in the West Village and I met the sexiest man I've ever seen. He sat down at my table because there was nowhere else to sit and introduced himself as Jason (Jas for short).

As we got to talking, I told him I was a writer, and he told me he was an underwear model. So right there, with him at the table, I looked him up... Sure enough... Some of the most amazing underwear modeling I have ever seen. He was so gorgeous, and he was totally into me.

Later he took me to the Russian Tea Room where we had drinks and I got to meet a lot of his friends as they were coming and going. After a few drinks, he took me to his apartment in Midtown, on the forty-sixth floor, and poured me another drink. While I drank, he posed in some of the new underwear he would be modeling for Calvin Klein.

I don't know if it was the booze, or his amazing body, but I lunged for him, and before I knew what was happening, we were making out like teenagers...

And then I woke up in a puddle of my own slobber, choking on the pillow I'd been trying to swallow.

Best.Nap.Ever!