Surrounded by the carnivorous Blood Trees of Dolges-9 that inexplicably grow wild in the hallway of the planet's State Capital building the landing party suddenly realize the mistake they'd made by lining their pockets with ham.
We have arrived in Orange Oomph Loompa land Captain. My evil meter is reading high, we must be careful!
Mr. Spock. You can put your tricorder away. Obviously there is no intelligent life here. Scotty. Beam us the fuck away from here now.
I think we have been away from Earth too long. Red State invaders have taken over the White House.
Spock, are you sure "take me to your leader"transmissions came from this shithole ?
Immediately, Ensign Smith regrets his decision to volunteer for the, "Away Team".