What do atheists put on the top of their christmas tree?
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ballou
Level 8
Dec 7, 2018
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They never get the eyes right... But I approve!
@balou I'm not evil... lol I'm against everything the Bible actually promotes. Ignorance over knowledge, blind devotion, slavery, rape, genocide, discrimination of any kind, inequality, murder, child abuse, molestation, etc. The list goes on and on. For the record, I'm against all of that sort of thing. 
A stuffed red glove giving the finger to an angel.
LiterateHiker
Level 9
Dec 7, 2018
3
My what? We don't support either killing trees (even ones grown for the purpose) or plastic house sculptures in our living space. There are more productive ways to celebrate the season.
RichCC
Level 8
Dec 7, 2018
2
Came here for a punchline, got this excellent straight answer instead. Not disappointed--I feel the same way.
anything you want.
I love lighted white trees for showing off ornaments, but it's always been everyone else to put the tree up. I'm a slug about it. Used to be a tradition late dh's family to "find the pickle" on a green tree.
Well that tradition crossed my mind the other day when I saw a white glass "sperm" ornament. LOL
"Find the wiggly thing kids!" / jk sorta
Qualia
Level 8
Dec 7, 2018
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What tree? Nothing, I guess...if I had one, a bow...
thinktwice
Level 8
Dec 6, 2018
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Proper atheists donāt have Christmas treesāthey have Yule trees. A star is a perfectly reasonable adornment for a Yule tree. Stars evoke wonder, awe and beauty. No one has a patent on Stars.
WilliamFleming
Level 8
Dec 7, 2018
0
You assume wrongly that I have a tree in my house.
Spinliesel
Level 9
Dec 7, 2018
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I haven't put up a tree or decorated for Christmas since my divorce. 10 years, I have always hated giving gifts on a particular day, I still get gifts for my friends and family, but I give them when I feel like it. You have to think outside the box to deal with the BS.
glennlab
Level 10
Dec 7, 2018
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I have a Christmas fairy on top of my tree because I like dressing dolls. Here in Spain even totally non-religious people set up complex nativity displays as detailed as model railway layouts simply for the fun of doing it. They are cultural catholics but when you talk to them they don't really believe anything.
CeliaVL
Level 7
Dec 12, 2018
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I don't have one this year, but I can see plenty of conifers out of my windows. Right now they have snow on top. That looks nice.
What if we invented stuff you sprayed on Xmas trees and it looked like snow?? We'd be rich!
CallMeDave
Level 8
Dec 12, 2018
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@maturin1919 ads run at 3:00 am on stations no one gets
We had a kewl star for awhile, then got a neat santa treetopper.
Geektheist
Level 6
Dec 7, 2018
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graceylou
Level 8
Dec 7, 2018
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Adorable! I love the big bear up there...and of course, all the critters...very nice and fits you!
@thinktwice Other than the icicles and snowflakes, all my ornaments are animals of all kinds. The Santa bear is my usual tree topper. I donāt think Iām putting up a tree this year though.
Why put anything on top of the tree? Why not let it reach for the sky unhindered?
While growing up, we just had an ornamental tree topper, no star or angel. When my kids were little, we would sometimes make a topper out of paper. Now, I don't usually have a tree at all, and if I do, it's just a tiny thing, no need for a topper. I try to keep them green and living, not stunt them. Unfortunately, I don't have much of a green thumb.
Julie808
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Dec 7, 2018
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